25 Best Cat Quotes
1. “In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.”
– British proverb
2. “You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.”
– Colonial American proverb
3. “One cat just leads to another.”
– Ernest Hemingway
4. “Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”
– Mary Bly
5. “Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.”
– Joseph Wood Krutch
6. “Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.”
– Joseph Wood Krutch
7. “People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.”
– Faith Resnick
8. “I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”
– Hippolyte Taine
9. “The cat who doesn’t act finicky soon loses control of his owner.”
-“Morris the Cat”
10. “Before a cat will condescend to treat you as a trusted friend, Some little token of esteem is needed, like a dish of cream.”
-T. S. Eliot
11. “Garfield’s Law: Cats instinctively know the precise moment their owners will awaken … then they awaken them ten minutes sooner.”
-Jim Davis
12. “The cat who doesn’t act finicky soon loses control of his owner.”
-“Morris the Cat”
13. “Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.”
-Garrison Keillor
14. “We have two cats. They’re my wife’s cats, Mischa and Alex. You can tell a woman names a cat like this. Women always have sensitive names: Muffy, Fluffy, Buffy. Guys name cats things like Tuna Breath, Fur Face, Meow Head. They’re nice cats. They’ve been neutered, and they’ve been declawed. So, they’re like pillows that eat.”
-Larry Reeb
15. “Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs and patronizes human beings.”
-Oliver Herford 1863-1935 American Writer.
16. “A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
– Groucho Marx
17. “There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. ”
– Albert Schweitzer
18. “The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.”
– Ernest Menaul
19. “Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
– Colette
20. “Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.”
– Missy Dizick
21. “Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.”
– John S. Nichols
22. “Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.”
– Bruce Graham
23. “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
– Robert A. Heinlein
24. “Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched.”
– Miguel de Cervantes
25. “No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
“- Abraham Lincoln
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